The best line's got to be Captain Hammer explaining what the hammer really is. Keep watching this space.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentines Day
And now a romantic video for all you ladies on this special day. Keep watching this space.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Happy Birthday, Mister President
Its kind of interesting that two of history's most influential men were born 200 years ago today. Charles Darwin, the father of evolutionary theory, and Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of the US. Two great intellectuals whose contributions are still felt today. However, I think there is only one that is truly deserving of reverence and respect.
Charles Darwin would go on to change the way people view their place in the universe, while Abraham Lincoln would help reunite a broken country and finally destroy the evil of slavery. Darwin's theories would go on to influence scientists for generations and give rise to the birth of eugenics. Lincoln's policies would lead a young nation on the path to greatness and give a race of people the chance at life. Darwin gave us whiny atheists and influenced the Nazis. Lincoln sacrificed his life and the lives of hundreds of thousands to give us the country, and by extension the world, we live in today.
So on this day I would like to thank you Mr. President and wish you a happy birthday. Your life will continue to inspire countless generations to achieve greatness and strive to make the world a better place. There is one thing that I do worry about when it comes to the legacy of Abraham Lincoln. I just hope that a thousand years from now, man knows enough about how to repair holodecks and spare the world and universe from the ravages of EVIL HOLOGRAPHIC LINCOLN!!!
Charles Darwin would go on to change the way people view their place in the universe, while Abraham Lincoln would help reunite a broken country and finally destroy the evil of slavery. Darwin's theories would go on to influence scientists for generations and give rise to the birth of eugenics. Lincoln's policies would lead a young nation on the path to greatness and give a race of people the chance at life. Darwin gave us whiny atheists and influenced the Nazis. Lincoln sacrificed his life and the lives of hundreds of thousands to give us the country, and by extension the world, we live in today.
So on this day I would like to thank you Mr. President and wish you a happy birthday. Your life will continue to inspire countless generations to achieve greatness and strive to make the world a better place. There is one thing that I do worry about when it comes to the legacy of Abraham Lincoln. I just hope that a thousand years from now, man knows enough about how to repair holodecks and spare the world and universe from the ravages of EVIL HOLOGRAPHIC LINCOLN!!!
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Friday, February 6, 2009
Rated R for poopy language
Finally a rapper that speaks for me and my peeps. That Steve guy sure is intimidating.
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Sunday, February 1, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
I can't believe he at the whole thing
Barney is training to become a professional sword swallower. He swallowed a needle and thread last night. Guess who had to pull it out of his butt this morning. Not me. Sometimes it pays to have a wife. Keep watching this space.Monday, January 26, 2009
He gambled and lost
Sometimes I think teachers, for all their complaining about how hard and time consuming their jobs are, have it incredibly easy. They only work about 185 days a year and basically get paid to play games, albeit educational games, with kids. Then there are those times when my wife tells me a story like the one she told me today that makes me glad I'm stuck in an office most of the day.
She was teaching a kindergarten class when a boy comes up to her and whispers something. She asked him to repeat what he said twice because she couldn't understand what he was saying. "Ms. Duty, I pooped my pants. I thought I had to fart but pooped instead." I like to think his face looked like Renee's, in the previous post, right when he realized that he had just sharted.
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She was teaching a kindergarten class when a boy comes up to her and whispers something. She asked him to repeat what he said twice because she couldn't understand what he was saying. "Ms. Duty, I pooped my pants. I thought I had to fart but pooped instead." I like to think his face looked like Renee's, in the previous post, right when he realized that he had just sharted.
Keep watching this space.
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