Obama, friends with mutant terrorists

I can't say I'm too surprised to hear that President Obama is an advocate of mutant equality, he did pal around with Erik Magnus Lehnsherr, aka mutant terrorist Magneto, back in the 70s. I knew his political inexperience and his belief that you could negotiate with those who would see us dead would get us into big trouble down the line. I just hope that I'm wrong, but I fear that the President's actions today may have sent us down a road where we are slaves to the so called homo-superior. I say we just round them all up and send them to San Francisco with all the other freaks and weirdos. If we survive the coming genetic war keep watching this space.

Worst cold ever.

I swear I have never been as sick as I have been in the last few days. My wife was no help either, all she did was complain that she couldn't take anything for her cold so I should be able to suck it up. Whatever... the way she was acting you would think she was pregnant or something. That might explain the amount of mucus streaming from her nose. At one point over the weekend, I could swear I was married to Slimer.

This might be my last post ever after my wife reads the above paragraph so I will leave you now with a little bit of 80s nostalgia.



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Happy Mother's Day!!!

Its been a while since I last posted something to this site so I figured a quick little update. Saturday the missus and I enjoyed a nice little dinner cruise with our favorite married couple the Lees. Can you believe they have not been on a dinner cruise since last century! They need to get out more.

Today I surprised my mom with a little mother's day visit. I'm such a bad son that I hardly ever visit or call her. Still, she was incredibly happy to see me and made me promise to call more. I also have to find some wedding photos for my grandma for the frame we gave her.

That about sums up any news from the weekend. Have to get ready for dinner at PF Chang's tonight . Hope you have a good Mother's Day and in honor of this weekends dinner cruise with the Lees here is a little bit of The Lonely Island for you. Keep watching this space.

What a dumb dog

As promised from an earlier post, I present to you a video about a dog and a ball. Without further adieu, Ruffis:

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Late night musings

If you can't tell from my recent tweets, I've fallen prey to the siren call of Star Wars on spike. The prequels will always be frowned upon by the pretentious fanboys, I however find them quite entertaining. Its Star Wars people, its supposed to be pulp.

Anyways, I just heard this bit of shocking new from the Onion:



Apparently no one is safe from this sour economy. I hear Lexcorp's quarterly earnings have posted a better than expected gain in profits though. I guess it pays to be evil.

I probably shouldn't blog at 12:30 in the morning. Keep watching thi...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mmmmm...baby goats

I had this awesome post about pirates and Obama dogs along with singing Tarentinos all ready to go. Then my wife sends me this story from MSN. That is one bad ass pooch. It's a good thing she didn't fall prey to the vicious killer koalas on that island.

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HAPPY EASTER

I hope everyone is having a good Easter. I myself have just finished watching Pineapple Express. Aw, pot humor, ya gotta love it. Apparently my ma-in-law has decided to cook an entire spread for Easter dinner so if I combine tonight's food with the entire pizza I ate from the Brew House at Eastlake last night I shouldn't have to eat for a month at least. Guess I'll go finish laundry and kill a few zombies while Barn does what he's best at...

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