Sunday, September 12, 2010

The Autumn Wind

Nobody narrated better then John Facenda, hearing him speak on old NFL films footage gives me chills. Now lets get ready for some FOOTBALL! Finally.




The music from those films was pretty good too.





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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!



And what better gift for my birthday then to watch NFL football. Well, maybe a better gift would be to watch the Raiders game on TV, lousy CBS decided that the Broncos game was a better choice. Add that to the list of why the Broncos suck. So I hope all of you out there enjoy my birthday and remember that everything you do today is in tribute to me.



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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

We're sorry, but your baby is ugly



Dean doesn't like to lose. Luckily for him, he doesn't listen to Star 94.1, so he'll never know that he didn't make it to round two of the cutest baby contest, unless he decides to read my blog. Of course that's just crazy, because he can't read. Even if he could, he wouldn't be reading this drivel. No one does.

Oh well, at least I found a new band to cheer me up during this time of loss. It features the vocal talents of one Jesse Q. Harnell, you kids might know him better as Wakko Warner from the Animaniacs. He's now the lead singer of Rock Sugar and believe me, its pure sugar to the ears. Enjoy.



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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Baby's Gotta Eat


And boy does he eat. As you may or may not know, my wife has entered DC into a cute baby contest at Star 94.1. The grand prize if $2000 in Visa gift cards. Daddy, I mean baby, really wants a new hi-def flat screen. Please help him by clicking here or on the pic above and voting for him. You can vote for him once a day, but many times a day if you use a different computer each time. Please vote, many times for him. Hi massive ego and fat head can't handle a loss this early in life.

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Sunday, July 4, 2010

AMERICAAAA...F*CK YEAH!!!

Happy 4th of July everybody.





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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Some finale thoughts



Unless you were living in some alternate dimension, awaiting to go to your final reward inside some Unitarian church in Hollywood, you might have noticed that Lost had their final episode on Sunday. After six years of riddles wrapped in enigmas and smoke monsters, that for some reason sounded a NYC taxi cab receipt printer, the story wrapped itself in a nice little bow; they all died. All questions finally answered and now we can go on with our lives, except what about Walt, Dharma, Hanso, the various temples and statues on the island, not to mention the weird ass stone cork keeping the island afloat, I mean WTF?

Don't get me wrong, I loved the scenes with everyone in limbo or whatever finding each other and accepting that their lives, maybe even careers, are over. It was a nice send off for the characters, but what about the overall mythology of the series. I understand the concept of Hitchcock's Mcguffin, you know the item that only exists to propel the plot forward, but the island wasn't some throw away item that only existed in the background to drive the motivations of the characters. Over the course of six years it became an important character that deserved the same amount of closure that the main characters got. Don't leave key questions unanswered. Then again maybe the show was nothing but a prequel to Fantasy Island, with Hurley as Mr. Roarke and Ben as Tattoo. Who knows, maybe the Simpsons were right and it was just the dog's dream, he was in the final shot with Jack.




This brings me to another series finale that intentionally leads to a potential movie in the future, 24. Was it unbelievable at times and constantly use the same plot points over and over? Yes. But, it had the most awesome character created in the last ten years, Jack Bauer. Here was a show that no matter how unbelievable it got, managed to maintain its watch ability, because you truly care about Jack Bauer. You knew when you watched it, that eventually Jack would right every wrong and save the world yet again. Every season of 24 ended with the world being safe, except for this last season, in which the world is even more messed up then it was when the season started. It truly is a good segue into a movie and Mr. Bauer is a character that will hopefully be on our movie screens for years to come. Maybe they'll make a Bond vs. Bauer movie. That'd be sweet.

By the way, here is the best series finale ever, followed by some cats, enjoy:



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Sunday, May 9, 2010

TO ALL YOU MOTHER F***ERS

Go out there today and do what you do best; make those moms extra happy. Hope everyone has a wonderful Mother's Day and to all you father f***ers; get the gloves and lube ready.




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