Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Some finale thoughts



Unless you were living in some alternate dimension, awaiting to go to your final reward inside some Unitarian church in Hollywood, you might have noticed that Lost had their final episode on Sunday. After six years of riddles wrapped in enigmas and smoke monsters, that for some reason sounded a NYC taxi cab receipt printer, the story wrapped itself in a nice little bow; they all died. All questions finally answered and now we can go on with our lives, except what about Walt, Dharma, Hanso, the various temples and statues on the island, not to mention the weird ass stone cork keeping the island afloat, I mean WTF?

Don't get me wrong, I loved the scenes with everyone in limbo or whatever finding each other and accepting that their lives, maybe even careers, are over. It was a nice send off for the characters, but what about the overall mythology of the series. I understand the concept of Hitchcock's Mcguffin, you know the item that only exists to propel the plot forward, but the island wasn't some throw away item that only existed in the background to drive the motivations of the characters. Over the course of six years it became an important character that deserved the same amount of closure that the main characters got. Don't leave key questions unanswered. Then again maybe the show was nothing but a prequel to Fantasy Island, with Hurley as Mr. Roarke and Ben as Tattoo. Who knows, maybe the Simpsons were right and it was just the dog's dream, he was in the final shot with Jack.




This brings me to another series finale that intentionally leads to a potential movie in the future, 24. Was it unbelievable at times and constantly use the same plot points over and over? Yes. But, it had the most awesome character created in the last ten years, Jack Bauer. Here was a show that no matter how unbelievable it got, managed to maintain its watch ability, because you truly care about Jack Bauer. You knew when you watched it, that eventually Jack would right every wrong and save the world yet again. Every season of 24 ended with the world being safe, except for this last season, in which the world is even more messed up then it was when the season started. It truly is a good segue into a movie and Mr. Bauer is a character that will hopefully be on our movie screens for years to come. Maybe they'll make a Bond vs. Bauer movie. That'd be sweet.

By the way, here is the best series finale ever, followed by some cats, enjoy:



Keep watching this space until the next hot new show debuts.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

TO ALL YOU MOTHER F***ERS

Go out there today and do what you do best; make those moms extra happy. Hope everyone has a wonderful Mother's Day and to all you father f***ers; get the gloves and lube ready.




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Saturday, April 17, 2010

For Bug

Have a happy birthday or I will shoot this bunny. Remember, you only turn 14 once but I can shoot Thumper over and over again. So enjoy your birthday, or have Thumper's stuffing on your hands. The choice is yours.
Keep watching this space or I might blow his face off.


Thursday, April 1, 2010

Happy Census Day

There's some sense of irony that the day your US Census forms are due is also April Fools Day. Here I thought our federal government didn't have a sense of humor. I heard somewhere, that its going to cost the US $14 billion to complete the census. I just want to know why? Seriously can't they count us through our tax returns, social security numbers, driver's licenses, or countless other forms of ID that the government has on us. Why do we have to do their jobs for them? Lazy bums.

Well, I better go mail the form off now so they don't send me more junk mail reminding me to complete my form. I love how they tell us not to waste paper but spend billions of dollars wasting paper.



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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Crackhead Leprechauns

Ah, ya gotta love the Irish, only they would give us a day devoted to drinking and name it after a saint. Here's a news story from the distant land of Mobile, Alabama, which I hear is the birthplace of the Irish or at least a popular hangout for all things Irish.





Hope they solve the mystery of the Crackhead Tree Leprechaun and find that gold.




Now go buy yourself a pint or two and remember to keep watching this space.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

A cautionary tale

Courtesy of The Lonely Island:



Hey! They forgot a verse, oh well, hopefully they do Dreamgirl next.

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Monday, March 1, 2010

Team Coco

With Leno returning to the Tonight Show tonight (no I will not be watching), I thought it would be a good idea to see how Mr. O'Brien is doing. Its a good thing he decided to finally join Twitter and micro-blog his daily thoughts. Take that NBC. Here is what he has tweeted so far:
Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me.

This morning I watched Remington Steele while eating Sugar Smacks out of a salad bowl. I was naked.

Today I connected all the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie. It spells out RIKSHAZ9LIRK. Clearly I am The Chosen One.

http://twitpic.com/15ox1s-Good news! I can now spend quality time with my vintage '92 Ford Taurus. Bad news-I left yogurt in the trunk.

This is only my 5th tweet and I'm already exhausted. My God, how does Ashton do it?

If anyone's curious what I look like with a beard, it's this ?:^(0) Coincidentally, thats also my ATM pin number.

Apparently unemployment is slowly driving him mad. Good thing he's loaded. Now if only he could do something about that monkey.

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