Have a happy birthday or I will shoot this bunny. Remember, you only turn 14 once but I can shoot Thumper over and over again. So enjoy your birthday, or have Thumper's stuffing on your hands. The choice is yours.
Keep watching this space or I might blow his face off.
There's some sense of irony that the day your US Census forms are due is also April Fools Day. Here I thought our federal government didn't have a sense of humor. I heard somewhere, that its going to cost the US $14 billion to complete the census. I just want to know why? Seriously can't they count us through our tax returns, social security numbers, driver's licenses, or countless other forms of ID that the government has on us. Why do we have to do their jobs for them? Lazy bums.
Well, I better go mail the form off now so they don't send me more junk mail reminding me to complete my form. I love how they tell us not to waste paper but spend billions of dollars wasting paper.
