Sunday, January 2, 2011

3000 Cows later....

That's how many cows it takes to supply the NFL with a season's worth of footballs, 3000. So now that the regular season is over what have we learned? Well, apparently there is a division worse than the AFC West. I would like to congratulate NFC West champs Seattle Seahawks on their well deserved spot in the playoffs. 7-9 baby! You're going to the Superbowl!

I also learned that if you coach your team to a 6-0 sweep of your division, and give your team its first non-losing season in seven years, you could possibly be out of work next year. Thank you Al Davis for your visionary leadership. Now if you can sell a damn Jacoby Ford jersey I'd be happy.

I've also learned that the Chargers only play when there is nothing at stake. Where was Matthews all season? Your special teams still reeks and almost cost you the game again with the onside kick. Its funny that the Chargers have steadily gone downhill every year since Norv took over yet he's still going to keep his job. Whatever, I guess I should resign myself to the fact that SD will not get a new stadium and the local team is going to move to LA in 2013. Thanks a lot guys.

Apparently, prison will make you a better QB. Man I hope Philly plays Atlanta, its going to be epic. By the way, whats with all the bird mascots in the playoffs? Ravens, Eagles, Falcons, Seahawks, its like an aviary this season.

You know what makes you a worse QB? Sexting.
Way to end your career old man.
And on that note I bid you and the NFL 2010 regular season adieu. Here's to an exciting post season and an even more exciting 2011, unless there's a lockout. In which case, bowling anyone?
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